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Bond: he talks to the animals

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Ed Williamson

5th May 2011

[Insert Pussy Galore joke here].

With Bond 23 on hiatus and fuck all else to do than sit around and wait for MGM to rummage round the back of the sofa for any loose change they might have dropped, Daniel Craig is to voice a wildlife film for the BBC.

Sure would be embarrassing if someone knocked up a few ham-fisted Photoshops of him with a bunch of animals and passed it off as a feature.


"Do your worst, Blofeld. I've done two years' training with the Navy SEALs. Why, I'll simply outrun whatever it is you've- SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!"

"Yes I know, but the Aston Martin's still at Kwik-Fit and it was all Q had. Now are you getting on or aren't you?"

"Like I said to my agent, I've nothing against flamingoes per se; I just think I'd look tougher without them."
Look, count yourselves lucky, alright? I had a 'You Only Live Mice' one lined up - I just couldn't figure out how to do the font.

More:  Daniel Craig  Bond  Animals  BBC
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