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Exclusive: Jurassic Park Blu-ray changes revealed

Luke

27th June 2011

We knew Steven Spielberg wouldn't be able to resist making a few "improvements" to his classic dino-romp for the recently announced Blu-Ray release, but nobody could have predicted he'd go this far...



A hybrid? Sure it's eco-friendly but can it match the top speed of a T. Rex?


Guess the dilophosaurus was too cute so Spielberg ramped up the evil the only way he knows how. Where'd it get the hat from?


"You know what would give me the energy to out-run a dinosaur?" Digitally inserted product placement looks set to be the next big thing.


That Spielberg, he's all about the synergy. (*meshes fingers*)


"It's a Facebook system... I KNOW this!" Pressing a button on your remote here updates your status on 27 different social networking websites.


Putting flowers and walkie talkies in E.T. is one thing, but a full-blown crossover takes the biscuit.






More of everything it seems. Well I guess a few more dinosaurs can't hurt, can it?

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