I tried to find an Eternal Law trailer

But I couldn't find one, so you'll have to make do with the synopsis it gives you when you Google it.

Eternal Law is an actual thing. It's on TV. This is not in itself remarkable: plenty of things are on TV. Carry On Up the Khyber, for example, is on TV quite a lot. So is Neil Buchanan's Art Attack.

No, the surprise you'll be registering in my tone is down to this. Are you ready?

Here's the synopsis for the ITV drama Eternal Law.

You heard.

Angels.

A law firm.

Staffed by angels.

The world was so busy protesting against some law or other that's going to delete the internet, it let this creep in the back door.

Angels.