If 2015's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.

Boyhood

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Film Editing


Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Cinematography, Best Supporting Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing


The Theory Of Everything

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Original Score, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Picture


Selma

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Original Song,


The Imitation Game

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Original Score, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress, Production Design, Film Editing


Foxcatcher

Nominated for: Best Actor, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor


The Grand Budapest Hotel

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Score, Best Original Screenplay, Production Design, Film Editing


Gone Girl

Nominated for: Best Actress


American Sniper

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Adapted Screenplay, Film Editing, Sound Editing


Whiplash

Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor, Film Editing


Nightcrawler

Nominated for: Best Original Screenplay


Interstellar

Nominated for: Original Score, Production Design, Sound Editing, Visual Effects


Mr Turner

Nominated for: Cinematography, Production Design


And the movie that didn't make it... Fury

Nominated for: JACK SHIT, SON


Well that's the Oscars done for another year, see you same time next OH RIGHT, THE ACTUAL CEREMONY.

More posters that tell the truth

If you would like to share these posters on your site, be a dear and just replicate a selection and not the whole collection - and leave the watermark on, if you please. If you are interested in acquiring high resolution, un-watermarked versions for publication in print or online, drop me an email.