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If all female movie villains had cleavage like the new Wicked Witch

If all female movie villains had cleavage like the new Wicked Witch
A new poster for Sam Raimi's Wizard Of Oz prequel adds the one element missing from the classic original: big ol' titties. Suck it Frank L Baum, you idiot.
The marketing for Oz: The Great And Powerful has been a little wide of the mark thus far, but here's a surefire way to get some attention. A new international poster, which features the Wicked Witch of the West - either Rachel Weisz or Mila Kunis, depending on who you believe - rocking some evil cleavage. Either that or the She-Hulk is making a cameo.

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It's weird, right? Like seeing naked photos of your Mum or something. (Your Mum, not mine.) It feels a little creepy taking a movie villain as iconic as Margaret Hamilton's Wicked Witch and strapping some firm young boobs on her. To illustrate this fact, here are some other iconic female villains who we've 'reboobed' with extra-large glands. For, uh, science.

Oh, who am I kidding. You already scrolled right past this part.

Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)

The original sexy nurse, Rached's rack drove everyone crazy.
Mama Fratelli (The Goonies)

Hey you guys indeed.
Phyllis Dietrichson (Double Indemnity)

Talk about your double indemnities! (I don't know what this means).
Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmations)

Cruella is now clearly smuggling a few extra puppies.
Baby Jane (Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?)

Boy it sure was fun explaining this picture to my wife.
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

I'd like to sleep with those beauties (you get the idea, general bawdiness).
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada)

The first rule of fashion: tits or GTFO.
Annie Wilkes (Misery)

Who wouldn't want to be held captive by this buxom mentalist?
The White Witch (The Chronicles Of Narnia)

"Come ye Edmund, and gaze at mine underboob."
Alien Queen (Aliens)

The Xenomorph queen rocks a couple of newly augmented chestbursters.
So as it turns out, there's a boob metaphor for almost every movie. Which is another feature entirely.

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Posted by Goatboy at 22:16 on 28/02/13
Nope,nothing sexist about big ol' titties.

Was just feeling snarky. Bad day at work.
I happen to agree with your points. And being a parent changes you slightly each day without realising.
Before my son, I was a complete tool & would happily make derogatory comments to/about women.

Now I can't/don't think like that.
I think it's "maturing", something I never thought I'd do.
The Internet allows for faceless bravery,and I doubt those who bandy that idiocy have ever touched a woman.
The Internet is capable of many good things,but often lost in the morass of stupidity & keyboard warriors.

Twitter is a lot calmer/politer I think as you aren't as impersonal.
I forget what my point is now.
Tired & been a long day.
I re-read old comments from years ago I made & cringe.
McFarlane's a dick,but lots of people find him funny.
That's worrying. I have Ted here,no interest in watching it.
Family Guy doesn't work for me & didn't bother watching oscars.

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