If all female movie villains had cleavage like the new Wicked Witch
The marketing for Oz: The Great And Powerful has been a little wide of the mark thus far, but here's a surefire way to get some attention. A new international poster, which features the Wicked Witch of the West - either Rachel Weisz or Mila Kunis, depending on who you believe - rocking some evil cleavage. Either that or the She-Hulk is making a cameo.
It's weird, right? Like seeing naked photos of your Mum or something. (Your Mum, not mine.) It feels a little creepy taking a movie villain as iconic as Margaret Hamilton's Wicked Witch and strapping some firm young boobs on her. To illustrate this fact, here are some other iconic female villains who we've 'reboobed' with extra-large glands. For, uh, science.
Oh, who am I kidding. You already scrolled right past this part.
The original sexy nurse, Rached's rack drove everyone crazy.
Mama Fratelli (The Goonies)
Hey you guys indeed.
Phyllis Dietrichson (Double Indemnity)
Talk about your double indemnities! (I don't know what this means).
Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmations)
Cruella is now clearly smuggling a few extra puppies.
Baby Jane (Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?)
Boy it sure was fun explaining this picture to my wife.
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
I'd like to sleep with those beauties (you get the idea, general bawdiness).
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada)
The first rule of fashion: tits or GTFO.
Annie Wilkes (Misery)
Who wouldn't want to be held captive by this buxom mentalist?
The White Witch (The Chronicles Of Narnia)
"Come ye Edmund, and gaze at mine underboob."
Alien Queen (Aliens)
The Xenomorph queen rocks a couple of newly augmented chestbursters.
So as it turns out, there's a boob metaphor for almost every movie. Which is another feature entirely.