Jurassic Park Week: The sexy musings of Dr Ian Malcolm

When's he's not being chased by dinosaurs, smouldering maths geek and chaos theorist Dr. Ian Malcolm loves nothing better than chilling out with a glass of wine and some quadratic equations. The man oozes sex and sums. We were granted unlimited access to his daily life in order to capture his essence: these were the results.



RAWR! This week on TheShiznit.co.uk is Jurassic Park Week, because it's my favourite film ever and it's getting a limited theatrical re-release on the 23rd September. Be sure to pre-order the Blu-ray boxset, which is released on 24th October.