Justin Bieber biopic trailer here to inspire you (to suicide)


26th October 2010

Despite being scraped from the petri dish of pop mere months ago, Pedobear's favourite Canadian has his own biopic. It's like Michael Jackson's This Is It, only he's not dead. Yet. (*whistles innocently*)

They said it would never happen. They said he would never make it. In retrospect, maybe we should have listened to them. Pop foetus Justin Bieber's remarkable rise to fame all stems from his early YouTube videos, so apparently this movie biopic - Never Say Never - is all our fault, because "You never stopped believing" in him. Way to go, idiots.

The tweenie concert video is one of the more terrifying new cinematic trends, after Disney's junior pop stars like Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers enjoyed success at the pictures (because hey, child molestors need some down time too). Never Say Never will also be in 3D, because apparently that makes his music more bearable.

Never Say Never is out on 1 April in the UK (no joke!!!) and you can watch the first trailer below.

Alternatively, you could just watch this video of him getting hit in the face with a water bottle. It's much shorter and will make you feel much better about yourself.

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