New poster trend alert: everything must be diagonal or else

Harry Potter. Either the slanty little bugger has been standing one one leg or the photographer has sea sickness. Potter and friends have been tilting since day one, and I've only just noticed their lopsidedness. Look...


Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows (2010)


Well slanty. That must be at least 45 degrees by my reckoning.

Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (2009)


Maybe this was taken in Diagon Alley. (That's a thing, right?)

Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)


Poster shot while the camera was in mid-fall, perhaps?

Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire (2005)


Mild plate shifting goes unnoticed at Tri-Wizard tournament.

Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)


Siriusly.

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)


Dobby's look of disapproval says it all.

Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone (2001)


Even the bloody owl is off the level.

Here's hoping the Deathly Hallows Part II poster won't require you to strain your neck too much to enjoy it.