Upon closer inspection, this is actually Flash Thompson, as played by Chris Zylka (whose credits to date include parts like 'Brigg Jenner', 'Doyce Plunk' and 'Mr Hottie'). But we're sticking with 'Basketball Guy'. There's something about the way he takes his owning from Peter Parker - with whatever the opposite of grace is. Flailing his arms around like a prick, grimacing like a champ, basically failing to exist in an acceptable fashion.
A Photoshop challenge was clearly in order.
I blew the horn and assembled the mightiest digital artists in the business - the same award-winning crew who put together the 'Tom Cruise is high' series - and, along with submissions from you lot via Twitter, we set to work photoshopping Basketball Guy into all manner of amusing situations.