Feature
Stupidest film certificate warnings
Movie Feature
Matt
9th February 2011
While many parents will find it useful to know that Mega Zombie Whores 2 may contain strong language or mild violence, sometimes the assclowns at the BBFC can take things too far when dishing out the cautions.
Whether it's stating the obvious, over-specifying the problem or simply using bizarre phrases in such an official context, some film classification warnings are just laughable in their attempt to define the guidelines of what might offend our delicate eyes and ears. Here are some of the worst culprits.
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Contains very strong sexual violence, sex and violence"
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Contains mild violence and fantasy spiders"
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Contains frequent jousting"
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Contains creature violence and language"
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Contains crude humour, suggestive content and swashbuckling action "
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Contains irresponsible behaviour"
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Contains graphic, crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets "
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Contains irreverent humour throughout "
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Contains misuse of fireworks "
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Contains intense depiction of very bad weather
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