The posters for the Alan Partridge movie titles that could have been

A-ha! The long-awaited film featuring North Norfolk Digital's finest chatistician finally has a teaser trailer, and already we have reason to dust off our Photoshop and Google Alan Partridge's best poses. Hoorah for funny stuff!
Here's our first glimpse of big-screen Alan, and while we might not see any actual film footage of him impaling feet on spikes or commanding people to smell cheese, just one lingering crotch shot is all it takes to know that the film is in safe hands:



So, there it is. The film I am most looking forward to this year is apparently called Alpha Papa, although, to be fair, any one of those other titles would have been just as welcome. So, while we eagerly await the official one-sheet for the film - which will no doubt spew forth more comedy genius from the giggle brains of Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci and co. - here are the posters for the titles that could have been.





And on that bombshell...! Etc.