The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.
If there's one thing you can guarantee from a Twilight movie (apart from abstinence, natch) is that everyone is always acting super-serious, all the time. It's like, come on, who died! (I know that technically all the vampires are dead, which is why that joke works on so many levels). Vandalising each new picture just makes the franchise seem so much more exciting than it actually is. I'm just sorry The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 won't feature See You Jimmy or Janette Krankie.







Previously, on The Twilight Defacement Project...
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

I'll genuinely be sad when all this is over. Drawing dicks all over The Hunger Games just won't be the same.