TheShiznit.co.uk presents... Fight Club: the whole bloody affair

Project Mayhem homework assignments (continued)

The assignment:
"Leave something naughty on display on an iPad in an Apple store."

Completed by: Simon Renshaw



I was thinking more 2 Girls 1 Cup, but this works too.
The assignment:
"Wipe something awful in one of Jordan's books."

Completed by: Paul Griffin




I'm not proud of this one. But I am glad he wiped it on her face.
The assignment:
"Leave a passive-aggressive note on the fridge where you work."

Completed by: Giovana Ruaro



She's done it before, I totally believe she would do it again.
The assignment:
"Draw a moustache on something or someone."

Completed by: Ben Robins



He could have drawn on a poster, but no. A human being. And doesn't he look thrilled with it!
The assignment:
"Start a fake Twitter rumour about an undeserving celebrity."

Completed by: Sam Clements



This was later presented on ITV2's The Xtra Factor as fact. Not really.
The assignment:
"Steal something from work."

Completed by: Gary Harvey



I won't give away where he works, but Gary has stolen the mascot from a certain bearded tycoon's telecommunications company and threatened it with death (which wasn't part of the bargain, he was just asking for it).
The assignment:
"Rearrange the spices in a supermarket to spell out something inappropriate."

Completed by: Ian Cuthbert / Jack Angerstein



A solid effort here from Ian: 'Poo Tits' indeed.



It was Jack who won the goodies on the night, however, proving that you always win when you're willing to throw a gimp into the equation.
The assignment:
"Leave an unhealthy snack outside a gym and see if anyone crumbles."

Completed by: Cahir McDaid




Those poor, fat, weak-willed bastards.
Thanks again to everyone who took part. See you at the next one.