Would that this Oscar were a time Oscar!

Kirsty Harrison

2nd March 2012

Yes, Oscar night was days ago, but we've only just thought of a thing. Was it worth the wait? We certainly don't care.

We try not to dwell too much on films, with the exception of our awesome weekly round-up. Primarily because we don't want you all buggering off to watch them. Sometimes though, there is a crossover so sublimely ridiculous that it must be observed.

Case in point: Community's Dean Craig Pelton won an Oscar.

Yup. This guy.

Technically, his non-fictional, marginally less flamboyant actorman Jim Rash won an Oscar for writing The Descendants and that's brilliant.

In his honour we've imagined what the Dean would've turned up on the red carpet in. And that's terrifantastic.

"I forgot everthing you said before 'swan's rectum'."

"This old thing? Just had it in my closet. Deep in my closet."

This would have been the greatest speech ever.
I'm happy to admit that I got tired of my weak-ass attempts at Photoshop about now. These guys make it look so easy.

Despite the fact that Rash decided to opt for none of these outfits, we can rest happy in the knowledge that a little bit of the Dean will forever be insterted into the annuls of history through a shiny guy called Oscar. Fnar.

Oh, also, Community is coming back eventually. But probably not to the UK until 2025. Don't look at me like that, I don't make the schedules.

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