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X-Men First Class: a guide to sitting
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Ali
17th May 2011
Worried X-Men: First Class might be too exciting? Let Professor Xavier and his mutant brethren show you how to relax in style.
Now, new stills of First Class have been released and, if possible, they show the opposite of action. X-Men: First Class could be the first ever inaction movie. The level of sitting displayed here makes me wonder how the X-Men ever got anything done. Their greatest threat? DVT.

Well, you can't play chess standing up.

Havok has a good old seated ponder.

Mystique and Beast share the most uncomfortable picnic ever.

A wooden chair for Magneto, obviously.

Even if there's no bar stool, that's definitely a leisurely lean.

Not even window sills are safe from the X-Men.

Kevin Bacon: you're doing it right.

Beast and Mystique rest their weary legs.

Ooh, leather seats? Well la-di-da.

That's definitely a chair. Beast, you lazy bastard.

"I'M IN THE BIG BOY CHAIR TODAY!"

"To sitting." (*clink*)

A screen grab of Mystique's pulse-pounding action sequence.

Yep, he's definitely thinking about it.

Oh look, they're still there. Meanwhile, Juggernaut kills 26.

Now this, I approve of.

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