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Revealed: Every Marvel movie planned up to 2028

Posted by Ali Gray at 09:30 on 07 Apr 2014
Revealed: Every Marvel movie planned up to 2028
That rapscallion Kevin Feige has revealed that the walls of his office are covered in plans for new movies stretching all the way up to 2028. What madness! Marvel are so forward in their thinking, they've even got movies scheduled for after the apocalypse in 2020, when the New World Order will take over the globe. I guess even our lizard overlords will need to kick back with a superhero movie every now and then.

Dry, flaky scalp?

Posted by Ali Gray at 17:00 on 05 Apr 2014
Dry, flaky scalp?
As Wolverine knows all too well, washing your hair in the shower can be agony without a proper medicated shampoo. (Alternate title: yes, fine, this X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster is very nice).

It's like all The Expendables died

Posted by Ali Gray at 19:30 on 03 Apr 2014


These new Expendables 3 posters make it look like the entire cast died of an unexpected heart attack en masse. Especially if you listen to this.

This is how the trailer for Brick Mansions credits Luc Besson

Posted by Ali Gray at 15:00 on 01 Apr 2014
This is how the trailer for Brick Mansions credits Luc Besson
Don't even know how to words. (Trailer here: it's Paul Walker's remake of District 13, in case you were wondering).

Mark Wahlberg found something even more futile to run from than the wind

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:00 on 31 Mar 2014
Mark Wahlberg found something even more futile to run from than the wind
This new poster for Transformers: Age Of Extinction shows that Mark Wahlberg is still unclear about exactly what he can and can't run away from. Can run away from: people, cars, explosions (at a push). Can't run away from: responsibility, wind, giant planet-sized evil robot alien overlords.

A much more realistic version of Captain America's 'Agent 13' poster

Posted by Matt Looker at 14:45 on 26 Mar 2014
A much more realistic version of Captain America's 'Agent 13' poster
Probably should have added Photoshop to this too. META.

Review: Muppets Most Wanted

Posted by Rob Young at 17:30 on 25 Mar 2014
Muppets Most Wanted
As the jovial opening number points out, the Muppets are back, by popular demand. Because that's what they do in Hollywood, even if everybody knows the sequel's never quite as good. Nevertheless, the studio considers them a viable franchise. The tune, happily poking fun at Hollywood's fascination with sequels, is just one of the many self-depreciating, self-aware gags that litter this sequel.

Hercules desperate to eat donut placed on left shoulder

Posted by Ali Gray at 13:08 on 25 Mar 2014
Hercules desperate to eat donut placed on left shoulder
So I think I found the film I'm going to mercilessly rip the piss out of.

Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:10 on 24 Mar 2014
Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster
The X-Men don't historically have a lot of luck when it comes to cool poster designs - who could forget 9/3/11? - and that trend continues with this mental new one-sheet for X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Featuring: ALL OF THE THINGS.
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