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Top 20 Movie Mentors

Movie Feature | Ali | 16th March 2007

Anyone who's seen too many movies will tell you that even the weakest, ugliest, stupidest ducklings can be transformed into swans. However, you can't make this sort of change on your own - you need a mentor. Knowledgeable, wise and charismatic, movie mentors seem to have all the answers, and they'll share their wisdom with you...

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Behold: The Nicolas Cage Matrix

Movie Feature | Ali | 1st February 2011

As Drive Angry revs its engine and readies to crash itself into our lives, it's time to consider the bigger picture: just how are you supposed to categorise Nicolas Cage movies? Which ones are good? Which ones are bad? Which ones are so bad they're good? Behold, the answer: The Nicolas Cage Matrix.

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If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson | 14th January 2016

It's a particularly open race at this year's Oscars, which is interesting, so interesting, so incredibly interesting. Could this film win? But what about that film? Does this actor deserve a nomination? Should that actress have lobbied for Lead instead of Supporting? All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made. Enjoy them by looking at them and forwarding them to your nan.

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Top 10 Coolest Commercials By Movie Directors

Movie Feature | | 13th August 2008

Advertising is now as big a part of movies as actors or special effects - it's a cold, hard fact of life that wherever there are eyes trained on a screen, there'll be some pen-chewing dickwad executive willing to cram a commercial on it. Product placement is all well and good, but what's the next logical step? Instead of forcing...

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Top 10 Movie Monkeys

Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd April 2007

Monkeys - they're like us in so many ways. They share 99.9% of our genes, star in television commercials and sleep with Michael Jackson. Maybe that crackpot Charles Darwin was onto something after all. Just like their more evolved human brethren, primates just love the limelight and are frequently seen monkeying around on-scr...

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A Sneak Preview Of Jackass 3

Movie Feature | Ali | 20th October 2006

With the low-brow antics of Jackass: Number Two lowering IQs around the world, Johnny Knoxville and friends haven't wasted any time in embarking on yet another sequel. As our exclusive set visit shows, this time they're raising the bar even higher when it comes to life-endangering stunts and puerile behaviour. The following st...

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Top 20 Most Over-The-Top Performances Ever

Movie Feature | Ali | 29th February 2008

Nothing singes the screen like an actor turned up to maximum volume: forget method acting, the only way to really make an impression is by bellowing your lines, growling at your co-stars and chomping on the scenery. This list is a compilation of those classic performances that just couldn't be reined in; the wildly excessive, ov...

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Top 20 movies of 2011

Movie Feature | Ali, Matt, Luke, Anna, Ed | 28th December 2011

One year. 12 months. About 30 weeks or something. Quite a few films. It's been the best 2011 since time began, and the following 20 films are officially - or as official as something can be when presented by someone with no authority - our favourite movies of the year. Hop on board our time machine and revisit the 20 greatest films of 2011! [Time machine may just be an old chair and mostly metaphorical in nature - Ed.]

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Top 20 Movie Fat Guys

Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd February 2007

No one loves a fat guy more than Hollywood - there's always going to be roles available for the plus-sized actors out there, even if it means being the token party animal or computer nerd. The fleshy fellas are finally standing up to be counted (sometimes twice) as we celebrate cinema's finest fatties in style - here you'll fin...

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If 2015's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson, Luke Whiston, Becky Suter | 15th January 2015

Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.

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