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DVD weekly: Marky Mark and a fake Abe Lincoln
Movie Release | Matt | 16th July 2012
Today's DVD weekly has been brought to you by disdain for Mark Wahlberg, in conjunction with respect for rip-off mockbuster film studios.
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DVD weekly: Channing's manliness and sharks are awesome
Movie Release | Matt | 9th July 2012
It's that DVD time, where I talk about the biggest release of the week at length and then do whatever I can to quickly fill the remainder of this feature with as little effort as possible.
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DVD weekly: Spy vs spy and drunken debauchery
Movie Release | Matt | 3rd July 2012
This week's DVDs feature superspies and megaparties, both of which sound a lot more exciting than whatever you got up to recently. I mean, I don't want to assume anything, but the highlight of my week so far has been having a couple of custard creams.
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DVD weekly: Spanking Keira Knightley and Nic Cage's door
Movie Release | Matt | 28th June 2012
Here are this week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases, only two days late! Wait, what do you mean you've bought them already? What, even The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel? Jesus...
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DVD weekly: Grown-up wizarding and going to the theatre
Movie Release | Matt | 18th June 2012
Blimey, there aren't many films released on DVD and Blu-ray this week. It's almost like all the other DVDs are too scared to take on the SHEER BUYABILITY MIGHT of The Woman In Black. Or maybe 'buyability' is a stupid word. Read on and draw your own conclusions.
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DVD weekly: Kermit, Cape Town and cross-dressing
Movie Release | Matt | 12th June 2012
This week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases includes a film that features unrealistic fuzzy felt faces. Yep, I'm talking about Armie Hammer's old-age make-up in J. Edgar. ZING!
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DVD weekly: Bloody teeth and pleasing Voldemort
Movie Release | Matt | 4th June 2012
I got back from my stag weekend today and then wrote this feature. Just imagine me sitting with a laptop while surrounded by broken shot glasses and dead hookers. Actually, I'm exaggerating - the shot glasses are still intact.
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DVD weekly: Superpowers and silent film stars
Movie Release | Matt, Ali | 28th May 2012
Welcome to this week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases! Oh, you came here looking for the latest 'truthful posters' feature? (*sigh*) That's next door.
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DVD weekly: Clooney, auteur action and invisible aliens
Movie Release | Matt | 21st May 2012
Apologies that this week's DVD weekly is a day late. In my defence, I was...um...REALLY hungover.
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DVD weekly: Sherlock, Fassbender's wang and zombie bin Laden
Movie Release | Matt | 15th May 2012
Among this week's new DVD and Blu-rays, there's something for everyone. Thanks to the release of Sherlock Holmes 2. Otherwise there'd just be something for women and potential terrorists.
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