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DVD weekly: Strippers, werewolves and dead-eyed blink monsters
Movie Release | Matt | 7th May 2012
Which one of these two films are you likely to buy? Be careful - your answer will pretty much determine whether or not you and I can be friends.
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DVD weekly: Big-haired ballbreakers and Volcano gods
Movie Release | Matt | 30th April 2012
It’s DVD weekly time, providing you with a rundown of all the best new home entertainment releases of the week. All two of them.
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DVD weekly: Spooky Bond and Norse werewolves
Movie Release | Matt | 16th April 2012
Disappointing haul out of this week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases, guys. That is unless you like POORLY TOLD HORROR STORIES and LOW-BUDGET COMICBOOK TIE-INS. Which, I suppose, could be a thing.
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DVD weekly: Scorsese, Captain America and a ghostly carny
Movie Release | Matt | 3rd April 2012
This week’s biggest release is Hugo, which I haven’t seen. In the interest of still being a ‘proper critic’ though, I have reviewed the releases I did receive in the post: two low-rent, low-budget straight-to-DVD films. There’s a lesson to be learned here for PR people and the upshot is "send me more DVDs".
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DVD weekly: Copycats, cancer and cereal killers
Movie Release | Matt | 28th March 2012
It's DVD weekly time! This week's releases have been brought to you by one proper review, two fudged haven't-seens and one utterly regrettable viewing experience. Seriously. Just 'ugh'.
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DVD weekly: Machine guns, Eddie Murphy and Yank rounders
Movie Release | Matt | 19th March 2012
Now that Mother's Day is over, you can concentrate on buying these new DVD and Blu-ray releases for yourself. It helps that they contain guns, explodey things and probably even some tits. And that's just Tintin.
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DVD weekly: Mother's Day special!
Movie Release | Matt | 12th March 2012
This week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases seem to be mostly films that your mum might enjoy. If only there was some special occasion coming up that would warrant buying them as a gift. Nope, can't think of one - lets spend all our money on Guinness for St Patrick's Day instead.
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DVD weekly: Shakespeare, silly hats and the AIDS monkey
Movie Release | Matt | 5th March 2012
Yet another round-up of the week’s new DVDs and Blu-ray releases. Y’know what film I’ve been watching today? Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring. It has literally taken all day to watch. I haven’t had any dinner yet and Sean Bean still hasn’t died. (*rolls eyes*)
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DVD weekly: Action Timberlake, sedate erotica and terrifying toddlers
Movie Release | Matt | 27th February 2012
Now that the Oscars have finished, can we stop pretending to care about these (*does quotation mark fingers*) ‘intelligent, well-made’ films and go back to laughing at Justin Timberlake’s serious action face?
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DVD weekly: Fighters, robots and invisible cock
Movie Release | Matt | 21st February 2012
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