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The Amazing Spider-Man amazing synopsis mystery

I know what you're thinking: nerdy kid gets bitten by super-spider, becomes Spider-Man. You've seen it a thousand times, so how could the synopsis possibly contain anything of any excitement whatsoever? Well come inside, for this is sure to get your spider-sense a-tingling.

Movie news round-up: The Avengers, R-rated Terminator and Lovelace

This week’s news round-up has been put together during the dubious Sunday double-bill of Mission: Impossible 2 and the original Arthur. I know you don’t care but what else is this little intro section for if not to provide more colour?

Movie poster round-up: pregnant bellies, fire birds and Ultimo Elvis

I'm doing the poster round-up this week, because Luke was too busy being dead inside after seeing - and not loving - The Lion King stage show. Email in your abuse to the usual address and I'll pass it on.

Well, at least one good thing came from the Oscar nominations...

A single nomination for Drive, three nominations for Transformers: Dark of The Moon, bugger all for Shame; whatever your interpretation of the Academy's choices, I hope you're all as excited about the following realisation as we are...

Movie poster round-up: Honest Abe, Safe Stath and Dirty Woody

It's a rainy Sunday afternoon here in Englandshire, and before I lock myself away in a warm, windowless room with just some snacks and Dark Souls for company, please allow me to present this week's batch of movie posters. If you need me I'll be bludgeoning my Xbox with a tube of Pringles. #film

Movie news round-up: Riddick, budget Bond and sexy pillow fights

Here's the usual weekly toss we didn't find time to write about during the week. Enjoy. I'm off to New York for a week, so I'll leave you in Matt and Luke's 'capable hands' (their words, not mine).

Final poster for The Hunger Games features nice bird

It's time for another round of 'Ali thinks there's something weird about a new movie poster and is going to use his website to tell you all about it!'

Oh alright here's that Star Wars Empire Theme barking dog video

I wonder how hard they had to hit them? The people who autotuned and composited this advert together I mean.

Fuck you, Chuck Norris

Rumour has it, Chuck Norris has only agreed to appear in The Expendables 2 if they removed all the bad language and made it PG-13. Hey Chuck: FUCK YOU you FUCKING CHUCKLEHEAD.

Merde! The Artist's Jean Dujardin was in a French boyband

Oh, look! It's Jean Dujardin, Golden Globe winner and star of Oscar-frontrunner The Artist, wearing a tight orange t-shirt and singing on top of a mountain with a fat guy! I hear that's how Clooney got started.