Aha: Final Destination 5 gets the w0r5t t1tle 3ver

In fact, it's so good, you're going to have to click through and see it after the jump. I promise you it's worth it.

Following Hollywood's proud tradition of ingeniously including numbers in the titles of sequels - see 2 Fast 2 Furious, or rather, don't - the fifth Final Destination has undergone a rebranding. It'll be known as the following.

5nal Destination.

(*pause for laughter*)

Seriously. Presumably no one at the studio realised it really, really looks like 'Anal Destination'. There are going to be some seriously disappointed gay guys in cinemas when this puppy is released.

In non-shit-title related Final Destination news, the fifth movie will apparently kick off with the collapse of a suspension bridge, and all the lacerations and decapitations that come with it. Can't wait. Oh wait, yes I can. Forever.

Frankly, the opening premonitions are all the series is good for these days, and it's a touch galling that the makers have never let on that they're basically making the same movie over and over and over again. The Final Destination was basically a reboot in 3D, so heaven only knows what the justification for this one is. Aside from, om nom nom we likee money, of course.

5nal Destination. Ahahahaha. You stupid fucks.