Christoph Waltz in 'Der Humpink'

Not all Nazis are bad.

Most Oscar-winners, you imagine, spend the hours immediately after winning their statue stroking their chins and wondering what to do with their new-found fame and power.

Not Christoph Waltz aka Inglourious Basterds' Jew-hunting Nazi, Hans Landa. He was dicking about on Jimmy Kimmel Live, revealing the film that really made his name: Der Humpink. It's the movie Michael Haneke wishes he made.