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Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting

Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting
Though you shouldn't need any extras reason to be excited about the new film from the director of The Wrestler, how about a little girl-on-girl action? It's true what they say: lesbian sex really brightens up a ballet story.

ScriptShadow have gotten hold of the screenplay for Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan. The film, which tells the story of a competitive ballerina (played by Natalie Portman) who is unsure if her opponent is real of a figment of her imagination, looks promising enough.

Go read the treatment if you like, but I dare you to get past the line: "Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex."

(*record scratch*)

"In this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex... And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex."

Ballet school was never like this in my day. In all honesty, a film from Darren Aronofsky doesn't need A-list lezzers to pique my interest, but as a red-blooded male (*chews steak*) I can genuinely say "Holy living fuck, this sounds awesome". Not just faux-lesbian kissing a la Vicky Cristina Barcelona. "Aggressive, angry sex". Between these two girls.

Darren Aronofsky is a goddamn genius: write an Oscar winning film and you too can have two of the hottest women in the world making out under your direction.


Holy fucking shit


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Luke
Posted by Luke at 22:19 on 21/08/09
I don't normally find Portman that attractive, but I gotta say in that picture she knocks Kunis into a cocked hat.
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