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Excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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9th November 2011
I just got emailed a press release that shocked me to my very core: "Lionsgate UK teams with Keith Lemon for its first British comedy feature, KEITH LEMON: THE FILM." What kind of God would allow this?
Lemon, who you may have seen hosting ITV2's flagship comedy quiz show Celebrity Juice, is the creation of Leigh Francis; a man with a multitude of classic comedy characters to his name.
A Keith Lemon feature film? God help us. He's barely even a one-joke character, the gag being that, well, he's a total knob. How are they going to stretch that out to an hour and a half?
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"KEITH LEMON: THE FILM is a comedy about Keith following his dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur, just like his hero Richard Branson. He comes to London from Leeds, becomes an overnight billionaire then an over day failure before finding the road to redemption.""
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"Verne Troyer is confirmed to star alongside Keith Lemon."I never thought I'd say this, but 'Eye Of The Tiger' is too good for these guys.
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