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Finally an answer to the question: how sexy IS the new Catwoman?

Matt

6th August 2011

Because when an expert female burglar enters the blockbuster world of superheroes and comic-book villains, all anyone really cares about is how tight her leggings are.

So, with the drip-dripping of official images and papped pics from the set of The Dark Knight Rises, we are starting to get an idea of how the film is shaping up. And now, thanks to a photo posted on the official site, TheDarkKnightRises.com, we finally have a look at Anne Hathaway’s Selina Kyle aka Catwoman aka The Tits ‘n’ Ass of the Film.

A lot of other websites have picked up on the fact that the image was named ‘selina_kyle.jpg’ as opposed to ‘catwoman.jpg’, leading many to ask what does this mean? Will she be referred to as Catwoman at all in the film? Or is this shot taken from before she takes on the full alter-ego identity? I say: (*shrug*) If Selina Kyle is the name of the character, why are we even having this discussion?

Anyway, here is the picture in all its glory:


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So, very much unsurprising then. In Nolan’s world, we were hardly going to have stitched rubber and fetish whips were we? Still, there's always the chance that this is just the first incarnation of the Catwoman costume used in the film and, later on, we will see Anne Hathaway dressed in one of these other Catwoman guises:

Pfeiffer Catwoman


I am Anne Hathaway. Hear me roar
Berry Catwoman


Puuurrrky
60s Newmar Catwoman


Meowlcoholic single mother
90s Cartoon Catwoman


Anne-imation
Top Catwoman


Close friends get to call her ‘DC’
LOL Catwoman


Also appearing soon on Animals Do The Funniest Things
Nyan Catwoman


It’s Nyan Hathaway!
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