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First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Ali

27th November 2010

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Twilight: Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon has released the movie's first picture on his Twitter feed, and it's dead saucy. Unlike previous instalments, where the stills and poster art released have shown the protagonists moping around like they've been refused entry to a Cure concert, the Breaking Dawn teaser pic signifies more adult themes in the fourth part of the saga. (*closes blinds, slips on funk soundtrack*)



May we remind you that part IV sees Bella and her vampire hubby Edward on their honeymoon? Okay, enough beating around the bush. OMG HES WELL BONING HER LOL

Maybe I'm reading a scary amount into this pic, but that's certainly what it seems to suggest: Robert Pattinson is so manly a lover, he's made his wife tear the mattress to shreds. Either that, or she's just cleaning up all the feathers that spilled out of the pillow after Edward was biting it so hard.

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