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Ali
1st December 2009
Here's your first picture of Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. With it, comes news that Potter gets his dong out in a dream. Yeah, in your dreams!
USA Today have the first pic of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, and via the magic of Copius Pastus, so do we. Down there, look. What an absolutely thrilling picture it is too. I can only assume the movie's costume designer is a fucking idiot.
In marginally more interesting news, director David Yates has claimed in a new interview that Deathly Hallows will feature a scene in which Radcliffe flashes his wand while making out with Hermione. Your finest filthy fan fiction brought to the big screen? No, just a dream sequence.


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