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HM Prison Service to pilot Downton-inspired 'Jolly Nice Gaols'
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Ed Williamson
22nd October 2012
The prison in which Bates is serving his time in Downton Abbey is so wonderfully nice and cosy that HM Prison Service is to trial a new facility based on it, a spokesperson has confirmed.
A spokesperson announced:
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Obviously Downton has made us all take a long, hard look at ourselves, and we've realised that prisons can be places where all the inmates wear pristine fluffy grey uniforms and never utter a swearword worse than 'perishing'. In the afternoons, prisoners will be expected to read improving books in the library or play croquet in the grounds.
The spokesperson warned, however:
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Don't think this means a free ride for transgressors, though. A code of conduct will be in place. Say an up-to-no-gooder attempted to pilfer the last piece of Battenburg from the prison pantry, for example: they'd be denied lawn tennis privileges for a week. Possibly two.In further tough measures, prisoners will also be expected to attend elocution lessons in order to root out and eliminate any habit of using double negatives, as well as remove their cloth caps whenever addressed by a guard or anyone of a higher social class in order to instil a sense of their position in the natural order.
Downton creator Julian Fellowes expressed surprise at the development.
"You mean to say prisons are a real-life thing that people actually go to?" he said to an interviewer. "I had no idea they existed in real life. I thought we just shot people as soon as their income dropped below a certain level and had done with it."
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