I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better


2nd May 2011

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

As a male, naturally I despise the Twilight franchise; even as a human being, I'm puzzled as to its appeal. Although I'm not alone in not giving a flying fuck about Twilight: Breaking Dawn, us haterz may as well bellow their insults into the plughole for all the good it'll do - there are too many teens with too much pocket money for us to win this one.

But there is one thing I can do. Make poorly-shopped, crudely scribbled drawings that mock the franchise and post them on the internet.
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Seriously, just let me have this.

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