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5th December 2011
Some mad genius with too much money in America has opened a real-life Jurassic Park (although for 'real-life' read 'animatronic' and for 'Jurassic Park' read 'Not affiliated with Jurassic Park in any way').
Admittedly, it doesn't have quite as catchy a title as Jurassic Park. Also, instead of charismatic silver fox John Hammond running the show, it has this guy, who can't even read from a bit of paper properly.
Field Station: Dinosaurs is a 24-acre 'expedition' (officially not fun enough to be classified as a 'theme park' then) which will feature 31 life-sized animatronic dinosaurs, which will 'roam' in their natural environments exactly as they would if animatronic dinosaurs hadn't been made extinct in 1993. Unfortunately for you, the park is in New Jersey, unless you live in New Jersey, in which case, how unfortunate for you.
In truth, this all looks pretty swanky - a cut above the poxy three animatronic dinosaurs you'll find in the Shnatural Shistory Shmuseum - and with costs coming in at $2 million, you'd expect the dinos to at least look and move realistically. I just hope the park's owners are careful about who they hire to run their security systems.
Yes, a Jurassic Park joke. What an unexpected note to end on.
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