Inevitable news: The Human Centipede has a porn parody

So, you sat through The Human Centipede without batting an eyelid. But can you stomach The Human Sexipede?

It's a depressing fact of life: for every breakout movie that becomes popular, there will eventually be a porn parody hot on its heels. Avatar recently got one (titled This Ain't Avatar XXX, and not Have-A-Tart, like we suggested), The Dark Knight got one and now, gross-out horror movie The Human Centipede has got one. What, it wasn't sexy enough already?

The Human Sexipede: First Sequence will make the entirely wholesome scenario of two girls and a guy involved in a daisychain seem positively seedy. The trailer below doesn't actually show any naughty bits, but let's just say you shouldn't watch it if you are 85 and for some reason this happens to be the first website you've ever visited.