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Ali
17th July 2011
Settle down, folks, and I will tell you a tale – a ripping yarn about sync migration, cloud evangelists and poorly-spelled customer service responses. Who even cares about the stupid News Of The World?
Anyway, it's truly an epic tale of incompetence that we're already well on the way to rectifying, so hopefully we won't be suffering too much downtime in the future (although during the writing of this article, we did just have another hour offline, just for shits and giggles).
Anyway, if it wasn't all so horribly distressing, it would have probably have been funny. Only today I found out the 'cloud' that went down is hosted five minutes from my house - and they're based in the US. With that in mind, here are my five favourite hilariously inept customer service responses from the scandal everyone is calling #downtimegate on Twitter.
Wow. This guy was waaay off! LOL!
I'd grow to hate that stupid Nazi robot.
I used to think I knew what 'ASAP' stood for. Not any more.
Well if you suppose it'll be that long... Bloody Lon-i clouds!
Presumably they're running on Martian time.
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