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Johnny English Reborn teaser is a load of bollocks
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Luke
9th September 2011
I honestly wish that was a joke.
Now before you preemptively bleach your eyes, remember that Rowan Atkinson used to be really funny. He was in Not The Nine O'Clock News, then he did that bit with the invisible drums, followed by Merry Christmas Mr Bean, The Thin Blue L-oh. Look, just give it a chance, it might not be as bad as you're expecting...
Ok so I was wrong DEAL WITH IT. It's not actually a terrible concept: bumbling spy caught up in international intrigue thanks to bumbling ways. It worked for Inspector Clouseau and Fletch. But then Peter Sellers and Chevy Chase never tied rope around their genitals. David Carradine did though, and look what happened to him.
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