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Jurassic Park alternate poster instantly makes all walls look shitty*
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Ali
25th October 2011
Everyone and their sick cat has been creating their own alternate Jurassic Park posters lately, but this one from MondoTees is in a class of its own. I wish to own this and will burn every single other copy until mine is the last. Then we'll see who the maniac is, world.
I MUST HAVE IT. Luckily, there's every chance I WILL have it.
Limited edition prints of the poster are going on sale from Thursday: follow @MondoNews for the time and the place. The prints are 24" x 36", are comprised of ten colours and will cost $45. There will only be 375 of them sold, and I'm not even joking when I say I would choke every one of you to death to get my hands on one. Stay out of my way.
Bonus points if you can spot the raptor.
* Edit: I've just realised that headline looks like I think the poster sucks. What can I say, I'm an idiot. You know what I meant - it makes all OTHER walls look shitty. Walls that it isn't on yet. Jesus.
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