King of Spain abdicates after Game of Thrones marathon

Ed Williamson

2nd June 2014

"Have you bloody seen what happens to the king when he's hung about a bit too long?" King Juan Carlos remarked to a servant after smashing two seasons of Game of Thrones in a long weekend. "A sword sandwich without the chorizo, that's what. Fuck that noise, I'm Audi." His son Prince Felipe will succeed him, even though everyone likes his brother the badass dwarf much better.

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