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Look Who's Talking being remade because God hates us

Ali

31st March 2010

There are literally no more movies from the eighties to remake. Sorry Hollywood, the decade's dry. Move on to the nineties. Or better yet, eat a bag of dicks and die.

I really hate banging the 'there are no original ideas left in Hollywood' drum because it makes me sound like a whinging baby, but when you hear news like planned remakes of Look Who's Talking, Weekend At Bernie's and Mannequin all within a couple of months, somehow crying and stomping your feet and shitting your pants is the only rational response.

Pajiba are reporting that Neil Moritz is producing a remake of the talky-thinky funny baby comedy, but a quick IMDB check reveals he also has 41 other movies in development, so don't expect it any time soon. Also, he played 'Swerving Cop' in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Yeah, that Neil Moritz.

I'll only go and see the Look Who's Talking remake if, instead of Bruce Willis, the inner thoughts of the baby are provided by a reincarnated suicide bomber who finds himself being reborn in a small white child. He wants to bring death to the West, but he can't even stand on his own two feet! Hands off Moritz, this idea has legs!

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