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Look Who's Talking being remade because God hates us
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31st March 2010
There are literally no more movies from the eighties to remake. Sorry Hollywood, the decade's dry. Move on to the nineties. Or better yet, eat a bag of dicks and die.
I really hate banging the 'there are no original ideas left in Hollywood' drum because it makes me sound like a whinging baby, but when you hear news like planned remakes of Look Who's Talking, Weekend At Bernie's and Mannequin all within a couple of months, somehow crying and stomping your feet and shitting your pants is the only rational response.
Pajiba are reporting that Neil Moritz is producing a remake of the talky-thinky funny baby comedy, but a quick IMDB check reveals he also has 41 other movies in development, so don't expect it any time soon. Also, he played 'Swerving Cop' in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Yeah, that Neil Moritz.
I'll only go and see the Look Who's Talking remake if, instead of Bruce Willis, the inner thoughts of the baby are provided by a reincarnated suicide bomber who finds himself being reborn in a small white child. He wants to bring death to the West, but he can't even stand on his own two feet! Hands off Moritz, this idea has legs!
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