MAKE WAY FOR PIRANHACONDA

What's that, in the water? Is it a Pirconda? Is it a Condhana? No, it's a PIRANHACONDA! Watch the fuck out, Japan.

Roger Corman's filmography contains 395 of the most awesomely terrible movies ever made, with sensational titles that manage to be incredibly exciting and, somehow, the best thing about the movies as well. In the last few years, Corman has churned out movies like Sharktopus, Scorpius Gigantus, Dinoshark, Dinocroc, Supergator, and Dinocroc Vs Supergator. However, he's outdone himself with this one.



It's half Piranha, half Anaconda! The ferocity of a killer fish with the power of a killer snake! It's the sexy horror of Piranha 3D meets the unintentional shittiness of Anaconda! It's the peak of evolution! It's Piranhaconda motherfucker, and it's about to bite a hole in your buttoned-down world view! Suck it, Darwin!

Also, there are people in it. Former Rod Stewart conquest Rachel Hunter and some guy named Michael Madsen. Apparently he used to be an actor.
The wondrous Piranhaconda naturally got me thinking about what other mutant crossbreeds Roger Corman can 'present'. Here are the best combinations that nature could possibly produce. THINK OF THE KILLINGS.


Man's deadliest enemy crossed with man's best friend!


He might look exotic, but he'll maul your children's faces off!


Nature's deadliest predator now comes in many colours!


I'm not really getting the hang of this, am I?