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More like Al Perv-cino! Right guys?

Ali

4th March 2010

Footage has emerged, revealing cinematic legend Al Pacino is actually a closet lady-fondler. The more tense he gets, the more he grabs. Shame on you, Al.

If Robert De Niro has adopted the role of sour-faced sadsack in the twilight of his career, maybe Al Pacino can console himself by becoming the Pervy Uncle of cinema. Judging by this montage of Pacino's 'busy hands' taken from recent shit-fest 88 Minutes, he's already well on the way. Ewww. Gross.

Tell the court, ladies: where did Mr. Pacino touch you again?

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