Movie poster round-up: Prophecies, Legacies and Pegasus

Hello, and welcome to our weekly round-up of movie posters that were available to make fun of this week. If you try really, really hard you can mangle that title into a string of words that rhyme.
You can already tell from Steve Carell's jumper that Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World is going to be a twee little tenderfest, where they'll probably hug as Earth explodes. Pro-tip: keep an eye on SyFy this year for some proper films about doomsday. There'll be dozens of them, each more mega than the last.


The Wikipedia page for The Bourne Legacy describes it as a "sidequel" to the Matt Damon films. If it does well at the box office, how long do you think it'll be before they start rolling out Bond films featuring the exploits of other '00' agents?


Somewhere cheap in Europe, Uwe Boll is cursing and shaking his fist at the sky for not coming up with Osombie: The Axis Of Evil Dead first.


Apart. Always together. Forever. Together forever. Always. I want to be with you. And make-believe with you and live in harmony, harmony oh MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!


I've said it before: The Pirates! Band Of Misfits features a pirate with a Blue Peter badge on his pirate hat, and is therefore the best thing ever. Not sure if that means anything to our overseas readers, but play the first few bars of the Blue Peter theme to any Englishperson and they'll weep tears of nostalgia into their bowler hats. Unless it's the new version, which sounds like hardcore Eurogrindtrance. What the actual fuck, BBC?


There's something suspect about the text placement and general focus of this poster for Dark Tits, but I can't quite put my finger on it.


And finally; here are a couple of posters for Wrath Of The Titans. I don't suppose anybody thinks this will be any good after the dismal Clash Of The Titans, but all the posters so far have been pretty amazing. They're like screenshots from 'Sim Ray Harryhausen' on the PS3. Which would also be amazing. Everything is amazing. Movies yay!