Movie poster round-up: spunk heists, removal men and weird winners

This week is a notable one in the history of movie poster releases, due to an astonishing TWENTY THREE character posters for Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 literally rearing their ugly heads. And did we feature a single one? Get tae fuck!

Spoiler: we already know the events of Total Recall take place in reality, because who would go on a Rekall Memory Vacation with Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel without purchasing the Rekall Inc. porno tasch/plumber outfit combo? In other news I quite like this poster.


Speaking of Total Recall; has the dog in this poster for Canadian comedy Moving Day got some sort of Kuato-esque arrangement going on with Charlie Murphy?


Not sure if any of you guys have heard of it but there's this film coming out called The Adventures Of Bat-Man? Very limited release.


Does anyone actually watch the Resident Evil films? For all we know it could be the best series in the world, with the upcoming Resident Evil: Retribution representing yet another triumph for Paul W.S. Anderson. Or they could just be explosion-filled gunporn for ADHD-addled teenagers to wank over. It is a mystery...


The scariest thing about this poster for The Possession is imagining what's happening at the other end.


I guess "the jizz is up" is a play on "the gig is up" or "the game is up", or something. Either way The Babymakers wins the award for Worst Poster Tagline Ever.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT this Comic-Con poster for the The Expendables 2 is too awesome for words, so I'll make a noise instead: WEAAARGGGHHH.


And finally; these remarkable posters for ParaNorman are part of a set designed by the amazing artists over at MondoTees, which can be found at WeirdWins.com. You should probably go over there and look at the rest, then come right back here, even though it's the end of the article and we'd be sitting in awkward silence because the words have ended. Did you go there yet? Hi. Welcome back. So, do you like... films?