Movie poster round-up: Superteens, Wolves and Progress

It's the first proper weekend of the year, and already I'm sick of movie posters. Not the sight of them, rather the lack of them. There's nothing out there at the moment. Please take pity as I awkwardly fumble my way through the slim pickings that make up this week's movie poster round-up (so much like every week then, but with way worse posters than usual). Shut up, brain!

I keep changing my opinion about Chronicle. On one hand it looks like it could be quite a refreshing take on the teeny-bopper superhero concept. But on the other it could just be Smallville with less-flared nostrils.


We both know Girl In Progress is ideal material for a completely pointless paedophile joke. So let's just pretend one was fielded, you acknowledged it, expressed disappointment, and we all moved on with our lives.


Don't want to spoil it for anyone, but I don't think the safe house in Safe House is going to be as safe as the title suggests.


I prefer to call The Grey by the alternative title of 'Budget Wolverine'.


Let's see then, Thin Ice poster: promising comparisons, intriguing concept, likeable actors, familiar-yet-witty title. What could possible go wr-"HAVE AN ICE DAY" FUUUUUUUUU