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19th November 2011

Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.

Manly chest-bumps to the chaps at JoBlo.com, who have managed to get their hands on the first poster for The Expendables 2, which now goes by the natty shortened title of EX2. Grrr, reduction! I like how they've all been organised in a big (Lee) Christmas tree formation. Festive! Plenty of guns, too. I'm sure they're compensating for something, but what could it be?


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Wait, did Jet Li have a sex change? Not entirely sure why Asia's premier kicker-in-the-face martial artist has been benched, but he's seemingly been replaced by Chinese actress Nan Yu, who adds a woman's touch. Haha, just kidding. She probably grew a dick hanging around with these guys all day. The only thing missing from this poster is the URL for Sylvester Stallone's Movember donations.

Also? Best poster credit EVER.

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