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New Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes poster is, er, good question
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Luke
24th June 2011
Just what the world needed - another hilariously shitty movie poster. This one does have angry apes throwing 'black power' salutes in front a burning city whilst helicopter gunships circle overhead, though.
But today there will be no fun. Behold this utterly craptastic poster for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes - born surely from an attempt to make the on-screen apes look better, because what we've seen so far has been a mixture of "ok, that's quite convincing," to "Filmation's Ghostbusters are back!" Anyway behold:
Did you beheld? Any hint of the 'Uncanny Valley' WETA are aiming for has been 'shopped out of existence - thereby rendering the CGI apes pointless in a film where the gimmick is the CGI apes. You'd think showing off their lovingly rendered hairy faces would be number one priority. And since when is getting injected with a super serum "evolution"?
Also, I'm sure I've heard that tagline somewhere before...
Those bastards! Let's kill 'em all...
OH MY GOD GIVE ME THREE!
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