Official Man Of Steel synopsis revealed - Ali, avert your eyes!

As our stalwart leader continues his brave struggle to avoid any and all information regarding Zack Snyder's Man Of Steel Superman movie, the rest of us can sleep soundly tonight, safe in the knowledge that an official plot outline is just one click away. One little, tantalising click...
HAHA ALI YOU CAN'T READ THIS AND YOU SMELL HAHA! Ahem. The official Man Of Steel synopsis has been revealed, after some cleverbo spotted it tacked onto the end of a casting call for extras. In Canada. This meant it was online faster than Superman folds on laundry day, and Supernerds immediately set about dissecting every pixel in the hope of discovering some new Superinfo. Let's see what they found:

They must mean the Coca-Cola Santa but ok...

"Alienated", "Why am I here?" - a little emo but carry on...

Yes yes, with great power, etc.

Seriously, this tired routine again? Where's the innovation; the drive to do something different and worthwhile that'll make audiences excited about going to cinemas? As it stands we're staring down the barrel of a reboot of a reboot, with a recycled villain and predictable outcomes for all concerned, and maybe one or two little twists to setup the inevitable sequel should box office returns prove it a financial safe bet.

Superman movies have always been the 'Belgium Holiday' of the Summer blockbusters: sound like a nice idea, but once you're there you spend the whole time wishing you'd gone to Paris instead. There's no evidence to suggest this instalment will offer anything new or different for a character whose development (and our interest) is critically hampered by his own amazing abilities. My entire frustration with Superman can be summed up in one screenshot:



Maybe Ali has the right idea trying to avoid this one - if it turns out great then he'll be in for a treat, but if it's naff then he won't have wasted his time getting caught up in the hype. Although obviously if he asks how Man Of Steel is going it's your duty to tell him it looks amazing regardless. Thanks in advance.