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Ohai new Spider-Man

Ohai new Spider-Man
Spider-Man / Spider-Man / dresses just like that other Spider-Man did.

No doubt wary that some wethead with a camera would leak a spoiler pic from the set as they shoot, Sony have released a sumptuous high resolution picture of Andrew Garfield in his full Spider-Man garb.

Umm... Yep, that's Spider-Man alright. Am I alone in thinking this could easily be a still from any of the existing Spider-Men, with Andrew Garfield's precious little bonce copied-and-pasted on the top? I was kind of hoping for a more radical redesign, given that the last Spider-Man movie only came out four years ago, but I guess red and blue arachnids are still in fashion.

It still looks impossible to have a shit in, but then all superhero costumes do. People say that Spider-Man's greatest foe is The Green Goblin, but I say it's explosive diarrhea. Now there's a deleted scene I'd pay to see.



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neophyte
Posted by neophyte at 19:42 on 14/01/11
Believe me, I used to be a teenager, there were things I was able to do in bedroom that would amaze the whole industry, if you know what I mean... Anyways, my point is, where is a will, there is a way...

PS. Do not tell my mum.

PS2. Wifey does know.
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