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Ali
13th January 2011
Spider-Man / Spider-Man / dresses just like that other Spider-Man did.
No doubt wary that some wethead with a camera would leak a spoiler pic from the set as they shoot, Sony have released a sumptuous high resolution picture of Andrew Garfield in his full Spider-Man garb.
Umm... Yep, that's Spider-Man alright. Am I alone in thinking this could easily be a still from any of the existing Spider-Men, with Andrew Garfield's precious little bonce copied-and-pasted on the top? I was kind of hoping for a more radical redesign, given that the last Spider-Man movie only came out four years ago, but I guess red and blue arachnids are still in fashion.
It still looks impossible to have a shit in, but then all superhero costumes do. People say that Spider-Man's greatest foe is The Green Goblin, but I say it's explosive diarrhea. Now there's a deleted scene I'd pay to see.
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