Props to Mickey B


8th May 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to these pages The Lonely Island's newest collaborator and full-time cinephile, Michael Bolton.

I have a special place in my heart for The Lonely Island guys aka Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer aka the geniuseses behind Hot Rod. Tracks like Dick In A Box and I'm On A Boat are those rare viral videos: comedy songs which are actually funny. At least, they are until the 800th time someone forwards them to you. Then they're just annoyingly catchy tunes, only with lyrics that make you sound like a loon if you're heard muttering them (I'm thinking 'Jizz In My Pants' in particular).

Well, The Lonely Island is back with a doozy. They've hooked mum-serenader Michael Bolton (the real "no-talent assclown", not the one from Office Space) for their new track, Jack Sparrow. All will become clear.

Like most Lonely Island videos it sort of runs out of steam halfway through, but it more than makes up for it with a Michael Bolton F-bomb at the end. My mother would be doing her nut if she heard that.

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