Ricky Gervais roasts Hollywood at Golden Globes

Whatever you think of the giggling comedy hamster, you have to admire a man who publicly mocks A-list stars powerful enough to have him disembowelled live on air, no questions asked.

So, in case you haven't heard, the Golden Globe Awards took place last night and, unlike other movie websites, we didn't stay up until 4am reporting on events. Why? Because they're the Golden Globes.

However, we have kindly put together a list of all the winners at the bottom of this page so that we can get to what's most important about these things - crying "Travesty!" in the comments beneath.

In the meantime, here are a few choice jokes told by presenter Ricky Gervais to a theatre full of gasping Americans:

On 3D films and The Tourist:

On introducing presenters Tom Hanks and Tim Allen:
On Charlie Sheen:
On I love You, Phillip Morris:
On Sex and the City 2:
Gervais also introduced Bruce Willis as "Ashton Kutcher's dad". Legend.

Here are your (film-related) Golden Globe winners and losers, which will almost definitely bear no resemblance to the winners and losers at the Oscars:
Best Motion Picture - Drama
WINNER: The Social Network
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The King's Speech
Best Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
WINNER: The Kids Are All Right
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
Red
The Tourist
Best Director - Motion Picture
WINNER: David Fincher - The Social Network
Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan
Tom Hooper - The King's Speech
Christopher Nolan - Inception
David O. Russell - The Fighter
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
WINNER: Colin Firth - The King's Speech
Jesse Eisenberg - The Social Network
James Franco - 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling - Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg - The Fighter
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
WINNER: Natalie Portman - Black Swan
Halle Berry - Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman - Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone
Michelle Williams - Blue Valentine Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
WINNER: Paul Giamatti - Barney's Version
Johnny Depp - Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp - The Tourist
Jake Gyllenhaal - Love & Other Drugs
Kevin Spacey - Casino Jack
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
WINNER: Annette Bening - The Kids Are All Right
Anne Hathaway - Love & Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie - The Tourist
Julianne Moore - The Kids Are All Right
Emma Stone - Easy A
Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
WINNER: Melissa Leo - The Fighter
Amy Adams - The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech
Mila Kunis - Black Swan
Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
Best Foreign Language Film
WINNER: In A Better World (Denmark)
Biutiful (Mexico, Spain)
The Concert (France)
The Edge (Russia)
I Am Love (Italy)
Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
WINNER: Aaron Sorkin - The Social Network
Simon Beaufoy, Danny Boyle - 127 Hours
Christopher Nolan - Inception
Stuart Blumberg, Lisa Cholodenko - The Kids Are All Right
David Seidler - The King's Speech
Best Animated Feature Film
WINNER: Toy Story 3
Despicable Me
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Tangled
Best Original Score - Motion Picture
WINNER: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - The Social Network
Alexandre Desplat - The King's Speech
Danny Elfman - Alice in Wonderland
A. R. Rahman - 127 Hours
Hans Zimmer - Inception
Best Original Song - Motion Picture
WINNER: "You Haven't Seen The Last Of Me" - Burlesque, Music & Lyrics By: Diane Warren
"Bound To You" - Burlesque, Music By: Samuel Dixon Lyrics By: Christina Aguilera and Sia Furler
"Coming Home" - Country Strong, Music & Lyrics By: Bob DiPiero, Tom Douglas, Hillary Lindsey and Troy Verges
"I See The Light" - Tangled, Music By: Alan Menken, Lyrics By: Glenn Slater
"There's A Place For Us" - The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, Music & Lyrics By: Hillary Lindsey, Carrie Underwood and David Hodges
Cecil B. DeMille Award
WINNER: Robert De Niro