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ROONEY MARA TOPLESS in Google-baiting poster shocker
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Luke
3rd June 2011
This new poster for David Fincher's upcoming remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is pretty unremarkable, save for one detail: Rooney Mara is topless and you can almost see one whole entire boob!!1
But such ignorance isn't going to stop me scrutinising a picture of a topless woman. Unfortunately the marketers have chosen angsty characterisation and tone over anything really saucy, so in short: it's pretty naff. Maybe someone who has read the books and seen the films and isn't an imbecile will appreciate it more - the tagline, the titular (tee-hee) tattoo, etc. Judge for yourself below.
So is this how l33t haxors hack the planet nowadays - miserable and topless? Oh wait it was always that way, except now they can be girls too.
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