Sex And The City 2 postOH MY GOD

Get your first look at the new poster for Sex And The City 2: Dubai Or Not Dubai. Warning: once seen cannot be unseen.

It's so easy to take pot-shots at Sex And The City in that casual, offhand way most bloggers mock middle-aged women in showbusiness (*shuffles feet*) but poster guys, when you make our job this easy, we just can't help ourselves.

Seriously: what the fuck. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she's had her face sandblasted. The ginger one looks like a giraffe in a dress. But Kim Cattrall? Christ, she just looks terrifying. It looks like she killed Rachel McAdams and is wearing her face.