Twilight: Eclipse's ten-second trailer

Long enough.

Because the studio knows that Twilight fans are screaming, pre-pubescent idiots who'll cream over so much as a new Edward pencil case (and because that's our core audience), take a look at the ten-second long teaser for the Twilight: Eclipse teaser trailer. Yep, a teaser teaser.

I don't think I'm alone when I say that ten seconds is more than enough time to get this movie's measure. Pale-faced goth icon repeating some pussy-whipped statement of love? Check. Shot of shirtless berk in front of mountains? Check. Awful dialogue? Well...

Gayest. Threat. Ever.